Wu Zhi is a 996 programmer who was tricked by the evil boss Huang into becoming Wu Dalang in the Song Dynasty.
He changed his destiny and refused to let Pan Jinlian make clothes; he outsmarted Ximen Qing and made him lose his wife and soldiers.
Pan Jinlian: "Da Lang seems... A bit more handsome than Ximen Qing..."
Ximen Qing: "Wu Dalang also opened a pharmacy. What kind of antibiotics are they selling? What is that?"
Song Huizong: "Brother, stop selling cooking cakes at home and come and write erotic lyrics for Master Li."
Wu Dalang: "The Jin soldiers are coming. Do you want me to write a love poem for you?"
"Give me three thousand elite soldiers, and I will knock down Europe and send it to you!"
Reader comments
It's too messy, it's too messy, I can't stand it anymore, it gives me a headache
It's too messy, it's too messy, I can't stand it anymore, it gives me a headache