I Can Talk to Everything

Yang Kang, an ordinary loser, has the ability to talk to all objects. Gold necklace: Actually, I am made of brass. The owner wears me just to show off... Lottery ticket: I am the only first prize among tens of thousands of brothers! Antique: Today is my 800th birthday, old man. Enemy's pants: Let me tell you, my master wore me yesterday and checked into a room with his boss's wife...