I Learn to Cultivate Immortality in the Psychiatric Hospital

You get conned by an old beggar who seems mysterious but is really just a charlatan, and buy a cultivation manual.

You believe him, and actually trade a lollipop for the manual called the Thunderbolt Dharma King Method.

You try to channel the electricity in your home through your body to master the technique, but your cultivation fails and you end up seriously injured in the hospital.

You survive by sheer luck and decide the current was too weak, so on a stormy day, you draw down lightning to cultivate.

You fail again, yet once more survive by sheer luck.

Then they send you to a mental hospital.

There, you meet fellow cultivators who share your ideals. Together, after years of relentless training (and courting death),

one day you discover that you've actually mastered the manual.