Regent, Your Princess Consort Is an Ancestor Reborn

The ancient vampire, who had lived for over a thousand years, woke up one day in the body of a useless girl who did nothing but eat and sleep. To make matters worse, the damned regent kept picking on her. The old ancestor was just about to bite through his neck when she cried, “What the heck? My fangs hurt!” “My little darling has a toothache? Let me treat it for you,” the regent said with a sly smile. Everyone broke out in a sweat. “Regent, she’s an ancient vampire who drinks human blood. How dare you provoke her?” The regent replied, “Don’t be ridiculous. My little darling gets toothaches all the time. I’m just treating her.” Everyone said, “Are you blind, Regent? Can’t you see those enormous fangs?” The ancient vampire snapped, “Anyone else who says there’s something wrong with my teeth will have their blood drained dry!” Everyone replied, “Ancestress, just pretend we’re talking out of our backsides.”