Li Kong transmigrated to the Tang dynasty during the Wu Zhou era and became the son of the Duke of Xingguo. He had no grand ambitions and only wanted to spend his days eating, drinking, and having fun before inheriting his title. Unfortunately for him, the empress, Wu Zetian, could hear his thoughts.
Wu Zetian received an elixir presented by one of her ministers. “How thoughtful of you, my dear subject!”
【Who knows how many chemical elements are in this elixir? This woman really is bold, risking her life by taking it!】
Wu Zetian was at a loss over the plague in the northwest.
【What an idiot! Who says there's nothing to eat in the disaster zone? Why not eat locusts?】
Wu Zetian: “I've heard locusts are edible too. Li Kong has eaten them before. Have him come and try some.”
Li Kong: ...
