The Great Qin Rankings: The First Emperor’s Dad Secretly Hears My Thoughts

Transmigrating to the Great Qin, he gets a lie-flat System and just wants to sleep every day, tease pretty maids, eat barbecue skewers, and dream about life.

Unexpectedly, a sign-in brings him the Heavenly Dao Gold Rankings, and his thoughts are overheard by his father, the First Emperor.

[I never thought my Netherworld Legion would be this awesome, taking on a hundred men at once.]

What? The Netherworld Legion ranked first was trained by Lan'er? Investigate this for me!

Your Majesty, the Sixth Prince has more than just the Netherworld Legion. He also has the Shadow Assassins and a whole force of exotic beasts... It is no exaggeration to say he holds the lifeline of our Great Qin in his hands...

[A treacherous dog like Zhao Gao gets promoted? He was the one who altered the imperial edict during the Shaqiu Incident!]

What?! Drag him out and execute him!

[You treat a longevity pill that only adds five years to your life like a treasure? Even my dog is sick of eating this stuff.]

Lan'er, I have not shown you and your mother enough care. I sincerely apologize...

[Could it be you've eaten so many fake pills laced with a virgin's urine that you can't tell good from bad anymore?]