Wu Zetian is my aunt: I'll appoint you Minister of the Heavenly Zhou Temple!
Princess Anle is my lover: You have a fine bearing. I'll keep you around for another purpose!
Shangguan Wan'er is my wife, but on our wedding night, demons abducted her... Wan'er, I will find you!
A super party-forming System with random matchmaking that's a total rip-off.
The Divine Physiognomist: I can't read your face, my lord.
Mai Shiranui: I would be honored to serve as your right-hand woman, my lord.
The 13th-generation Zhang Qiling: ... (silent)
Kumārajīva: Allow me to sweep Tubo flat for you, my lord.
Wu Qian: “I get by in the Tang dynasty thanks to three things: being ruthless, being loyal, and having plenty of brothers!”
My pig's trotters, which I wrote like Brother Haonan, didn't resonate with the old brothers born in the 80s and 90s. Didn't they stop watching Young and Dangerous again?