I Open a Restaurant in Journey to the West, and Wukong Exposes Me

Lin Ping transmigrates to Journey to the West and receives an unparalleled System. He thinks he's finally going to become awesome, but it turns out the System wants him to open a restaurant. For ten thousand years, Lin Ping has kept a low profile, daring not to get too cocky. Then one day, a monkey springs out of the rock beside his restaurant.

Monkey: Boss, I'd like to work at your restaurant.

Lin Ping: You'll be the 108th employee here.

The 107th employee: Boss, I want to eat one last bowl of beef noodles before I leave!

And so, the pilgrimage to Mount Lingtai Fangcun never happens. The havoc in Heaven never happens. The journey to fetch the scriptures never happens.

The Eighty-One Tribulations become even harder!

Buddhism is in a total panic.