I, a Mortal, Shocked Nine Empresses!

I thought that I was a waste who could not cultivate, but I never thought that everything that passed through his hands would become a peerless treasure. A curse word turns into a wake-up call; A piece of toilet paper is regarded as a sacred object by a certain faction; A basin of foot-washing water was regarded as holy water by everyone, causing a catastrophe in the cultivation world; It wasn't until one day that Duan Wuhen was shocked to discover that the maid beside him was the Empress, the servant was the God of War, and the watchdog was the Demon Emperor!