[One-on-one romance + taking down scumbags + devoted guard dog]
When a ruthless, unhinged villain becomes the various villains of three thousand worlds, all she can offer a pack of losers is an eye roll and a sarcastic sneer. “You bunch of useless nobodies dare call yourselves villains?”
· A tyrannical, heartless empress? If I don’t chop off that dog head of yours, how could you possibly deserve the title?
· A top-tier star who secretly sleeps her way to the top? No need to thank me. I just slept with your idols, and it was pretty good.
· An evil stepmother to a princess? Sweetie, why eat a poisoned apple? Drink some locally made hedinghong instead.
· The game’s ultimate boss? Here, take a 900-million-damage hit and get your whole server’s save wiped.
“Baby A Ruo, fly boldly! Your loyal flatterer will follow you forever!” The System, Little Hotpot, who can only shout “666,” is overjoyed. Hosts this amazing and low-maintenance are few and far between!
But what’s with the man who keeps chasing Baby A Ruo and trying to kill her?
Who cares? Just ship them.
