I’m a Great Tang Foot Soldier, and Li Er Can Hear My Thoughts

Wang Wei transmigrates to the early Tang Dynasty. After unlocking the Lie-Fish System, all he has to do is eat, wait to die, lie flat, and slack off to earn a wealth of rewards every day. But then, one day, when he once again grumbled about the court out of boredom, Li Er, seated on the imperial throne, could actually hear him. 【Still fighting! Sure enough, a stupid soldier has a stupid general, and a stupid general has a whole army of fools! The Tang court must be one big idiot playing house with a bunch of little idiots.】 【The great clans are practically hollowing out the entire Tang Dynasty, and they're still obsessed with fighting the Turks to the death.】 【As the saying goes, you must secure your home front before driving out invaders. If your own house gets robbed, what's the point of chasing off the enemy?】 【If I were in charge, I'd first find a way to keep the Turks in check or trick them into leaving. Once my hands were free, I'd go all out and beat the great clans in the capital into the ground!】 【After wiping out the internal threats, I'd gather the troops and fight the Turks to the death.】 【By then, once the Turks came to their senses and wanted to take on an unburdened Tang Empire, it'd be like a toad dreaming of eating swan meat!】