Jingxiu was just a cute and innocent little monk. One day he met a strange and eccentric little monk, and from then on he started to behave like a fool. A certain woman combed her wet hair: "Little monk, why don't you wash your hair?"
Someone touched his bare head: "..."
Later, the little monk returned to secular life and no longer lived in the world. The poor little monk turned into a dignified "man" (it doesn't matter, as long as you are still here)
The people who eat melons suddenly suspect that cutting off sleeves is a hobby.
"Girl, just obey me."
"Monks don't lie..."
Fortunately, I later lived a happy life without skin or face.
People who eat melons don't believe it, there are poems to prove it.
In the past, eminent monks were like Xuanzang, but today monks are like hooligans.
I saw a bald donkey walking down the street, holding a big girl in his hand.
"Ms. Sir, you are so amazing. You know everything. So what can't you do?" A certain woman blinked.
Someone smiled: "I will never leave you..."
