The Empress Tricked Me into Giving Me Half a Suite, and I Was Very Hesitant.

[Funny + dog food + always reversing and always exciting] Is your world as complicated as mine? School papers! Work coupon! You can't escape being caught alive! Oh no, you can't escape even if you die! Even the funeral is a gorgeous curtain call... Originally, I was supposed to be the protagonist of this "volume" book, the legendary scroll king. But as soon as I started, I couldn't roll anymore... My roommate is a wealthy ninth generation man. Just pretend to beep while you are fighting with me! What's even more outrageous is that they treat you as a brother! You actually want to...! The bridge... The bridge shakes the sack—— Roommate: I'm just going to be an ordinary empress in the future, how can I just steal the king of rolls from you~