The Big Shot's Eight-and-a-Half-Year-Old Adopted Daughter

[The only bragging novel on the whole site!] Han Changjun transmigrated to the Ten Thousand Mountains and spent ten thousand years there, bragging to his daughter, Qianqian, that he was the Sword Demon who had slaughtered every evil fiend and defeated every immortal cultivator. Qianqian believed him and left the mountains to brag about her father!

Empress Yunyao: “Oh my! The meat-stuffed flatbread she casually took out is made from divine-grade ingredients!”

Emperor Tianmu: “Please, have some decency! Go find a stepmother somewhere else. Stop coming here to trick my daughter!”

Grand Ancestor of the Taixu Sect: “Please stop bragging! The female disciples have formed groups and are planning to go find your father!”

Years later,

Qianqian returned home with Empress Yunyao, the Azure Emperor, the Star Emperor, and a whole host of other emperors!

What? You want to know how I explain the golden-striped tiger god in my courtyard? You must have misunderstood. It’s just an unusually large cat!

The Serpent God? You mean the girl beside me?

She’s no Serpent God. She’s just a poor girl with no family or friends.

An ancient divine artifact? You mean this pile of playing cards and mahjong tiles?

The emperors play cards, while the empresses play mahjong.

Qianqian wanders among the emperors, boasting about Han Changjun’s glorious deeds!

Hearing all this, Han Changjun is on the verge of a breakdown.

Stop bragging! Your dad really isn’t the Sword Demon!