I Sell Cola in Another World

A bizarre System has arrived. Can you get stronger just by doing a daily sign-in?

(One heroine + System + wish fulfillment + wild imagination)

There’s nothing wrong with coasting to victory, and a sharp tongue is always justified. I’ll roast emperors and put geniuses in their place.

You have a divine weapon? I have a kitchen knife. You have a divine pet? I have a brick.

My brother is Diga, my master is Wukong, my wife is the Empress, and my name is Huyou.

Have you ever seen cola that boosts every attribute of a pill by 100 percent? Sprite that levels you up after one bottle? Or a pack of spicy strips that lets you go toe-to-toe with an Ice Dragon?

This little shop has everything you could want. We sell anything under the sun.