This Teacher Is Pretty Fierce

I'm a teacher. I believe in winning people over with virtue, so I don't hit anyone unless I have to.

Some rabid animal lovers are trying to manipulate my students? You'd better get your affairs in order!

A traffic-star celebrity dares lay a hand on my student? Sorry, your career is over!

You like kung fu? I'll get one of my disciples to teach you!

You like gaming? I'll get an esports coach to teach you!

You like pranks? Go ahead and try. If you manage to prank me, you can do whatever you want!

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