Tricking Students Into Forming a Cultivation Preschool

Also known as: Human Children Are So Adorable When They Cultivate Immortality, and My Disciples Are All So Impressive.

Xiao Lin, whose soul has transmigrated into the age of technology, takes on the burden of promoting the culture of cultivation.

But...

No one believes cultivation is even real!

With no other choice, Xiao Lin turns his attention to innocent, naive human children...

And so:

“Can you believe it? My six-year-old granddaughter can recite the Tao Te Ching backward.”

“My goodness! My three-year-old son can lift a car with one hand.”

“Holy crap! My baby can predict the future!!!”