Three Kingdoms: Fighting the Yellow Turbans in a Bloodbath from the Start

I transmigrated to Qiao County at the end of the Han dynasty. In my first battle, I routed the Yellow Turbans. In my second, I crushed Yuan Shu. In my third, I wiped out Dong Zhuo! The fourth, the fifth...

Xu Chu: "This young man is a true divine being!"

Zhao Yun: "I swear to follow my lord to the death, no matter how many times I die!"

Lu Bu: "Brother, please let me call you my adoptive father!"

Zhuge Liang: "Stop messing around! You've tricked me eight thousand times already!"

Cao Cao: "You should be Chancellor of the Han!"

Liu Bei: "Forget Jingzhou! Forget Shu! I'll give you everything!"

Sun Quan: "I have a navy, but you have a fleet!"