I Opened a Farmhouse Restaurant in the Great Tang

“Dad, you’re actually the emperor?”

“This transmigration thing is pretty great. My dad turns out to be the emperor.”

“Hey, business at the farmstay has been a little slow lately. Looks like we need to add some new attractions.”

“What? The mirrors we sell are so clear that Madam Cui fainted when she saw her reflection? Just how ugly is she?”

“We’re sold out of cement? Hurry up and open another kiln. Do I really have to spell it out? Why are you interrupting me while I’m sunbathing?”