[Ding! Host has eaten skewers for three days in a row. Cash reward: one million yuan…]
[Ding! Host has finished a bucket of Tsingtao beer. Reward: one marrow-cleansing pill…]
[Ding! Host has completed a luxurious seven-day European vacation. Reward: one ancient Chinese boxing manual…]
“Wait, wait, wait. Why do everyone else’s Systems make their lives as miserable as possible, while mine lets me level up endlessly just by eating, drinking, and having fun?”
“This System is just… way too awesome!!!”
