One Piece: Starting by Maxing Out Affection

[*Everyone’s favorite* Mostly everyday life *Mindless but heartwarming* Warning: elementary-school-level writing] Is changing the world the price of retiring at eighteen? How can a “god” from another world rise above the world of pirates? Sorry, all I want is to become this world’s Kami. And get you all to dial back those maxed-out affection meters. Bro, are you tall or what? Bro, are you tall or what? Bro, you’re a girl? Bro, you smell so good. Wait, where are you going, bro? Why is everyone chasing you, bro?