The Tang Dynasty’s Number One Dunderhead

You transmigrate to the Tang dynasty, and you don’t eat, drink, gamble, or chase women? Then how can you call that transmigrating?

Hey, Yang Yuhuan, don’t be like that! Please have some self-respect!

Turkic princess, what are you doing? You’ll get pregnant!

And… Generals, all I want is to eat my fill and wait to die. Could you please leave me alone?