General, Your Lady's Jinx Has Come True Again

Li Niaoniao, a top student at an agricultural university, accidentally transmigrated to ancient times. Penniless, she was forced to become a spirit medium and lead the whole village to prosperity. The strangest part was that she also had a jinxing ability: good things never came true, but bad things did. The villain cursed at her. Li Niaoniao: “Careful, you might bite your tongue.” The villain: “%” The villain attacked. Li Niaoniao: “It’d be a disaster if that hit you instead.” The villain: “Bang... Ah!” At last, it was the turn of Li Niaoniao’s handsome and valiant general husband. Li Niaoniao: “This stuff doesn’t look very good. It won’t poison me if I eat it, will it?” Qin Weibai: “...”