"It's true. My grandma said that Mr. Long ate ten roast suckling pigs in one sitting." Niu Liuliu was afraid that I wouldn't believe it, so he added more evidence.
"Thank you! Niu Liuliu, are you short-sighted?"
Is this fucking good news? Are you damn sure this is good news! This is obviously bad news!
Roast suckling pig!
Mr. Long likes to eat roast suckling pig!
Can I just wash myself off right now and jump into the fire to roast myself until it's charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and then pack it up and deliver it to Mr. Long for courier delivery?
My fucking life is gone. How can I change my last name and go to the underworld to get my number and drink rice porridge?
Roll!
I kicked Niu Liuliu out.
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