Hey, Heartthrob, Your Girlfriend Fell Off

She: "My idol, let's make a bet. If you lose, you're mine. If I lose, I'm yours."

He: "...Whatever you say."

She: "My idol, can I kiss you?"

He: "No."

She: "Then what did I just ask you?"

He: "Can I kiss you?"

She: "Mm-hmm, you can."

She: "What should I do? I think I've fallen for a guy."

He raised an eyebrow. "Really? Then he must be handsome."

She: "You're so full of yourself."

He: "I'm leaving."

She: "Wait, my idol, you dropped something."

He: "What?"

She opened her arms. "Your girlfriend."

What is love? Having you.