Tycoon: The System Compensates Me with a Trillion

[System + Tycoon + Face-Slapping + Comedy]

Zhang Fan never imagined that getting dumped by his girlfriend would activate a System that made him stronger whenever he had bad luck!!!!

System: Master, you're broke? I'll compensate you with one hundred billion!

System: Master, a dog is chasing you and you don't know why? I'll let you understand the language of animals!

System: Master, you can't swim and can't save the young woman who fell into the water? I'll give you a shark's speed!

Zhang Fan: System, is there anything you can't do?

System: I really can't give birth...