The Chief Minister’s Beloved Little Bride

Villager: “Something terrible’s happened, Master Fang! A wild beast ate your wife!”

Fang Jingyu: “Not true. My wife came home ages ago, and she even brought back a tiger pelt.”

Villager: “Something terrible’s happened, Master Fang! The authorities arrested your wife and threw her in jail!”

Fang Jingyu: “Not true. The county magistrate himself saw her home with the utmost courtesy. She’s at home cracking melon seeds right now!”

Villager: “Something terrible’s happened, Master Fang! Bandits kidnapped your wife and violated her!”

Fang Jingyu: “Not true. My wife is still a virgin. I confirmed it myself last night!”

Hua Xiaochan: “Waaah…”