Amitabha Buddha! This humble monk is a pilgrim from the Great Tang in the Eastern Lands, journeying west to fetch the scriptures. I urge all you demon kings not to bring ruin upon yourselves!
A different Tang Sanzang, wielding a golden AK and summoning the Namo Gatling Bodhisattva!
Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, with six senses pure, fires depleted-uranium rounds at 3,600 rounds per breath, mercifully saving all mankind.
“Wukong, kill all the male demons!”
Sun Wukong: “Master, what about the female ones?”
Tang Sanzang said with a perfectly straight face, “Enough questions. Stand guard at the door, and don’t let Sister Guanyin in!”
There’s no way I’m going on the Journey to the West. I, Tang Sanzang, would rather die than fetch the scriptures. I reject the Journey to the West System and make Tang Sanzang run like the wind!
This is a car going to kindergarten without a steering wheel. And the car door is welded shut. After ten chapters, get on the highway.
The speed is so fast!! Damn it, I couldn't catch up at all, and the wheel hit my face!
Once you get on the car, you can't get off. Note that this is not a bus to kindergarten.
I'm not interested yet, so it's over?