The Sweet Little Brother Isn't So Well-Behaved

At his younger sister's birthday party, he accidentally flirted with a sweet little heartthrob...

“You're not right for me.”

“Why not?”

“I don't like younger guys!”

One day, at a new product launch, a reporter asked, “We heard Zifan has a girlfriend who's four years older than him. Is that true?”

“It's not true.”

The reporter sighed. He knew a popular male star wouldn't date anyone. It would be career suicide. His manager's worried heart finally settled, too.

Then Lin Zifan spoke again. “She's my eighteen-year-old girlfriend. She doesn't like guys younger than her, so she'll always be eighteen to me.”

The reporter, the manager, and everyone else let out a collective burp, then grimly swallowed another mouthful of dog food.