I Really Just Want to Lose Money

Mental hospital customer: "Mr. Lu, our company is developing a land swimmer and needs an investment of 500,000 yuan..." Lu Hao: "What? Five million? That's too little. I'll invest five million to help your dream take off!" "Ding! The host's investment failed, the system returned double the funds, and 10 million has been credited to the host's account." Garbage collection customer: "Our company needs to build a larger factory, which requires an investment of 5 million from Mr. Lu..." Lu Hao: "What factory can be built with five million? I'll invest ten million!" "Ding! The host project failed, 20 million has been received..." Secretary: "Mr. Lu, XX company is already a sunset industry and is about to declare bankruptcy..." Lu Hao: "Going bankrupt? This is a rare opportunity. Let's invest 100 million in it immediately!" "Ding! The host's 100 million investment was wasted, and the system will return 200 million!" … Since having a venture capital investment system, Lu Hao has discovered that losing money is also a headache!