How the Ming Dynasty’s Most Ruthless Man Was Made

“What do you do if someone in ancient times wants to kill you?!”

“Kill his whole family!”

“What if you like a girl?”

“Tell her you love her, boldly! You're already in ancient times, so why be shy? Bro, you need to let loose!”

“Wish made. Fingers crossed. Big bro, can people with sensitive skin do that too...?”

“Why do you always have to say such suggestive things?”