I came to bring peace to the troubled times at the end of the Han Dynasty, and I came to settle the world. What capital do I have? Snort! I am a time traveler!
What? Want to rebel? See if I dare to kill all nine of your clans!
Want to be a prince? What score did you get in the performance appraisal? Failed? Then wait until next time.
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The Chinese National Aeronautics and Space Administration discovered an ancient civilization on an Earth-like planet in the Proxima Centauri system that had a technological level comparable to Earth's today 1,800 years ago. Vague Chinese characters can be discerned from the remaining stone walls on the planet!
[Thanks to Zhulang Community Moxiangge for the cover production]
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