Good Grief, My Master Is Trying to Get Herself Killed Again

She transmigrated for no apparent reason, all because her useless System made a mistake at work?!

Why do other heroines get high-end Systems, while mine can only scratch lottery tickets?!

Why are other people’s disciples tall and handsome, while mine only care about the stars and the sea?!

Think she’ll work hard and strive for greatness in a world of immortal cultivation? Ha! Dream on.

“Master, Xuanqing confessed again and got beaten up again.”

Su Yanqiu gives a cold laugh. “Because he’s too old for her!”

“Master, run! That giant serpent is about to transform into a dragon!”

“Really? Does it taste good?”

A good-for-nothing’s guide to immortal cultivation: watch her keep lazing around, eating her fill, and finding new ways to stay on autopilot...