Damn It, Master, She's Trying to Commit Suicide Again

Was the inexplicable time travel due to a malfunction in the cheating system? ! Other heroine systems are so advanced, why can my system only scratch lottery tickets? ! Other disciples are tall and handsome, why is my disciple only interested in the stars and the sea? ! Do you think she will work hard and be positive in the world of immortality? Ha~ I think too much. "Master, Xuan Qing was beaten again when he confessed." Su Yanqiu smiled coldly, "It's not because you think he's too old!" "Master, run quickly, this giant python is about to turn into a dragon!" "Really? Is it delicious?" A useless guide to cultivating immortality, see how she keeps eating and waiting to die, and how she hangs up online...