A Mother at Last: The System Teaches Me to Cook

[Historical romance writing contest]“Mother!”

Leng Ruoning has become one of the transmigrators.

Not only does she wake up with two adorable little children, she’s also forced to bind herself to a food System that can only be described as a damned nuisance.

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, on unlocking the Pizza Feast recipe. Complete the task to receive one thousand taels of silver, the title ‘The Most Beautiful,’ and 100 growth points. Fail the task and you’ll be punished with one Scumbag-Be-Gone Spray, lasting 30 days. Scumbags will all fall in love with you. You’ll also receive one ‘Lose Money to Avoid Disaster’ penalty, earning silver for someone else.”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, on unlocking the Manchu-Han Imperial Feast recipe. Complete the task to receive ten thousand taels of gold, 1,000 growth points, one ‘Beauty Beyond Compare’ skill, one ‘Silver Tongue’ skill, and one Scumbag-Be-Gone Spray. Fail the task and you’ll be punished by becoming a nobody, and your fat level will increase by 100 points.”

Leng Ruoning happily sets off to prepare the ingredients, ready to take another big step toward becoming the richest woman in the land. But then the two little ones drag into the house the terrifying Eunuch Jiuqian Sui.

“Mother, why does this handsome uncle look exactly like me?”

Leng Ruoning’s face fills with exclamation marks.

“Eunuchs can’t have children. He’s probably your long-lost older brother.”

Eunuch Jiuqian Sui flies into a rage and pins the audacious woman against the wall. “Why not try it and find out? And what’s this about me being your older brother?”