Xiao Zijin was just a ninth-grade student who did nothing but skip class, until an accident gave him a divine smartphone and launched his comeback.
Erlang Shen: Immortal Lord, would you consider selling me your cigarettes? I’ll trade you a divine ability!
Immortal Lord Guixiao: Sorry, Xiao Huohuo next door already traded me a Green Lotus Core Flame for them.
Master Ziyin: Immortal Lord, I’ve made no progress in the sword path. Do you know a way to help?
Immortal Lord Guixiao: Lend me your disciple’s Fenji Sword, and I’ll clear things up for you.
Luffy: Immortal Lord, Immortal Lord, when is the second season of One Piece coming out?
Immortal Lord Guixiao: No problem. Just give me a Rubber Fruit and an Invisible Fruit.
Xiao San: Immortal Lord, where did your million-year spirit ring come from? And what kind of spirit beast is this? I’ve never heard of a Taotie.
Immortal Lord Guixiao: Sure thing. Send me the Clear Sky Hammer so I can play with it.
