The Qiao family has three daughters. The eldest is as beautiful as a celestial maiden, and the youngest is a top student. People call them “Big Qiao and Little Qiao.” The middle daughter, Qiao Jin An, was born deformed and intellectually disabled, and is known as “Silly Two.”
They betrothed her to a “pig,” but Silly Two turned around and painted the character for “demolition” on her family’s rundown house. She won herself a powerful husband, a genius son, and a handsome father.
Neighbor: “Your daughter is ugly as a ghost. She scared the midwife to death when she was born.”
Her father: “My youngest daughter takes after me. I don’t dare look in the mirror, in case my own beauty makes me faint.”
Classmate: “Your mommy is intellectually disabled.”
Her son: “My mommy came first in the national arithmetic competition when she was five, earned her taekwondo black belt at eight, stunned the world with a dance at fifteen, and earned doctorates in biochemistry and medicine at seventeen. She can destroy terrorists’ biochemical weapons whenever they get on her nerves, and she even performs head-transplant surgery for people in her spare time. Anyone in your family need a new brain?”
A reporter asks a certain big shot: “Rumor has it your wife was so poor she had to live off picking through garbage?”
Her husband: “I’m just a flunky working for her.”
Everyone: “The boss who holds up half the empire’s economy?”
