One time, she walked into the wrong room, and the old geezer suddenly turned into a hunk. From then on, a sparrow had flown up to the parasol tree.
After they married:
“Young Master, the young madam and the old madam are fighting again!” He paid no attention.
“Young Master, the young madam drank all the thousand-year-old wine the old master had been keeping!” A trace of indulgence appeared in his eyes.
“Young Master, the young madam... she's looking for male escorts.”
What?! The Emperor's taboo had been touched!
“Report, madam. Male escort number five is here for his interview.”
She looked at the security monitor with a haughty expression, then froze in shock. How had she ended up hiring him?
Of the thirty-six stratagems, running was the best. A gust of wind swept past the back of her head, and someone grabbed her by the collar.
A furious roar sounded in her ear. “Have you gotten too bold for your own good?! You think you can defy me? Get home and start making little monkeys right now. If you can't, you'll face the consequences.”
Her eyes reddened. “You bad husband! You promised to spoil me for ten thousand years!”
