Fans: My favorite star is so mature. He’d never act cute.
Lu Chaoyan: Then who’s this man throwing a tantrum while clinging to my leg?
Fans: My guy can’t cook.
Lu Chaoyan: So the man skillfully wielding a spatula in the kitchen must be a fake.
Fans: My favorite star has no appetite. Poor thing.
Lu Chaoyan: She looks at the man wolfing down the food in front of her. No appetite, my foot!
Haters: He’s definitely gay. Otherwise, why has he never been linked to a female celebrity?
Lu Chaoyan: She rubs her baby bump. Then whose kid is the one in my belly?
Su Zhan: None of what they say is true.
Lu Chaoyan: My favorite star, you’ve been caught out again.
