What on Earth Am I?

Yeah, I’m dead. I’m not kidding, I really am dead. The moment I died, a pretty female ghost gave me a passionate kiss. I thought I’d gotten lucky, but it turned out she wanted to swallow me whole. The problem was, she couldn’t.

I’d barely escaped the female ghost’s clutches when four beautiful nurses summoning spirits with a talking board in the middle of the night called me over. Then they accidentally summoned a bona fide Maoshan Taoist priest. I annoyed the poor guy until he cried, and who could have guessed that his Daoist arts, magical implements, talismans, and everything else were completely useless against me?

Next, the underworld wouldn’t let me reincarnate, and sent two stupid ghost officials who cried over their own stupidity to chase me around. Later, I ran into all kinds of demons and ghosts, but none of them could hurt me either. That’s when I started questioning my life as a ghost. Maybe I’m not a ghost at all.

Heavens! What the heck am I?

This book, What the Heck Am I?, is also known as The Taoist Priest Can’t Catch Me, How Annoying Is That? and So Annoying, I Suddenly Became Invincible.