Don't Panic, Master. I'll Be Invincible the Moment I Leave the Mountain

You cultivate the Dao? Come over here and call me Elder. Let me hear it... You study Confucianism? Call me Teacher, and I’ll teach you how to write poetry... You practice martial arts? I became a general at seventeen and was given the title Flying Smoke! If you ask what I can’t do, I’m sorry, but I know every art in the world! Alchemy, immortal arts, formations, ghost arts, all come easily to me. I’m also skilled in medicine and Buddhist teachings! The Daoists honor me as an Elder, the Buddhists call me an Arhat, the immortals treat me as their young master, and the court made me a general. The Confucians bestowed the title of Great Confucian upon me, the Military Sage took me as his adopted son, and the Medical Sage taught me miraculous healing skills. I dare call ghosts my brothers, and I dare fall in love with demons. In this world of cultivation, I dare split open the heavens...