The Scheming Emperor Spoils Me Rotten

Reborn through a fated bond, she only wanted to take it easy and slay some monsters. Who knew she'd end up tripping herself up and falling flat on her face? When they first met, he said, "You're too heavy." Then he was forced into a contract with her. When they met again, he said, "You're so ugly it makes me lonely." Then she drew a turtle on his face. The next time they met, he said, "I'm not interested in you." Then he married her. One certain man said, "If I weren't uglier than you, I would've turned on you ages ago!" Then he turned around and plotted to win her heart, keeping her firmly by his side. Years later, with a beautiful woman in his arms and an air of peerless elegance, he waved his hand with domineering confidence: "Isn't this little world of heaven and earth all yours? The Seal of Kongtong, yours. The Kunlun Mirror, yours. The Shennong Cauldron, yours. The whole world, yours. My heart, yours. And you, mine!"