Tomb Tycoon

Tomb raiding sounds dangerous and exciting, and plenty of people have made their fortunes from it, but I absolutely despise it.

First, because I'm a tomb guardian. My job is to stop tomb raiders.

Second, there's always been a saying in the tomb-raiding business about tomb guardians:

"When the war drums beat and the east wind blows, who needs to fear anything with a tomb guardian in tow?"

Tomb guardians know all kinds of traps. If tomb raiders catch one, he's a living map. They'll torture you in every way imaginable until you reveal the trap layouts. That's why we've faced all kinds of hardships and trials since childhood. But not one of our ancestors ever told me how to get through the handsome-man trial!