Making Trouble in Honghuang

Your Majesty, this is bad! Zhou Wen is causing another ruckus in the Heavenly Palace! The Jade Emperor hurriedly ducked beneath his throne. “He says he’s going to pee on your throne this time!” “Ahhh!” The Jade Emperor shook with rage and screamed at the top of his lungs, “Go get the Tathagata!” “Your Majesty, you forgot: the Tathagata is hiding from him too!” Buddha, this is bad! Zhou Wen is making the Bodhisattvas barbecue on Spirit Mountain again. They’re drinking and eating meat! “He says he’ll bring you some skewers to try, and invite you to go clubbing. He also hopes you won’t be so ungrateful as to refuse.” The Tathagata wailed in despair, “How long is Spirit Mountain KTV going to stay open?”