Rising from an Online Tycoon

A Virtual Wealth System has detected that you’re bragging. “Would you like to apply the protagonist template?” “Apply it.” “Congratulations, application successful. Your constitution has dropped by three points, changing from normal to frail, commonly known as a good-for-nothing physique.” “Quest triggered: Tip one million Mythic Coins. Quest reward: random.” “Congratulations, quest complete. You’ve received a three-day trial version of a Wuling Hongguang.” Other people start with Lamborghinis and Rolls-Royces, while my Wuling Hongguang is only a trial version. This is nothing like what I imagined. I want to unlink! Unlink!!!