Reborn in the Three Kingdoms as Liu Shan

Cao Cao: “That brat Liu Shan is unbearable. He’s tricked me at every turn, and I have to hand it to him!”

Sun Quan: “That kid Liu Shan has no shame at all. He’s every bit as bad as his father!”

Liu Bei: “Is that kid really my son? He’s craftier than I am.”

Liu Shan: “Dad, I’ve been staying up late reading the sages’ classics. I overworked my brain and now I’m bedridden.”

Liu Bei grabbed a knife and chased Liu Shan down five streets, shouting, “I, Liu Xuande, am renowned throughout the land for my benevolence and righteousness! How did I end up with a rebellious son who’s ruined my reputation?”

Liu Shan looked up with innocent little eyes and said pitifully, “Dad, I made Cao Cao so angry he died!”

Liu Shan: “I’ve captured Luoyang!”

Liu Bei wept tears of joy. “You little rascal!”