“Your Majesty, Tang Sanzang and his disciples passed through Zhatian Ridge, where Tang Sanzang was kidnapped by the Great Sage Zhatian, Sun Xiaotian.”
“What about Sun Wukong?”
“Sun Xiaotian beat him up, so he ran back to Flower-Fruit Mountain.”
“Quickly send the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King and Nezha to rescue him!”
“The Heavenly King and Nezha were hung from a crooked tree in front of the mountain and beaten senseless by Sun Xiaotian.”
“Order the thirty-six righteous gods of the Thunder Department to reinforce them!”
“The righteous gods of the Thunder Department have all resigned.”
“Quickly ask the Three Pure Ones to intervene!”
“The Three Pure Ones say it has nothing to do with them!”
“Then go ask the Tathagata. The pilgrimage is his business.”
“The Buddha says his stomach hurts.”
“Then issue an imperial decree, and offer Sun Xiaotian an official position.”
“Uh... Sun Xiaotian says the Jade Emperor should go join his Zhatian Gang and be a squad leader.”
Please move your fingers and give it five stars, thank you all!
This novel is so beautifully written, but no one is saying anything
Although the writing is poor in many places, overall the writing is really good.
If you look good, you will be popular
Love reading! Come on, author!!!
So is the protagonist a human or a monkey?
Not bad, still pretty good-looking
It's so exciting that I can't leave it out.
The leader of the Zhatian Gang is awesome
Ouch, very funny