I, the Great Sage of the Sky-Exploding Sky, Have Signed on for 500 Years of Journey to the West!

"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, Tang Monk's master and apprentice passed by the Bombed Sky Ridge, and Tang Monk was kidnapped by Sun Xiaotian, the Great Sage of Bombed Sky." "Where is Sun Wukong?" "Sun Wukong was beaten violently by Sun Xiaotian and fled back to Huaguo Mountain." "The King of Tota and Nezha were quickly dispatched to rescue." "The King of Heaven and Nezha were hung by Sun Xiaotian on a tree with a crooked neck in front of the mountain and violently beat him." "Three Orders of Lei Bu" "The 16th Road Zhengshen supports" "Leibu Zhengshen collectively resigns" "Please ask Sanqing Saint to take action immediately" "Sanqing said it's none of their business!" "Then go and invite Tathagata, it's his family business to get scriptures." "Buddha said he has a stomachache." "Pass an edict to Sun Xiaotian." "Well, Sun Xiaotian said, it's better for the Jade Emperor to go and become a captain of the Zhaotian Gang."