I Opened a Supermarket in the Cultivation World

[Cultivation, laugh-out-loud comedy, System]

Su Yu transmigrates to a cultivation continent and, from the start, somehow defeats an expert from the Demon Sect. Everyone mistakes him for a reclusive powerhouse! Jiaduobao can heal injuries, Weilong spicy strips can trigger a brief berserk state, and Maltesers can even bring the dead back to life. Most absurd of all, his phone ringtone can exorcise demons and vanquish evil... Su Yu just wants to quietly open a supermarket in another world. Unfortunately, great treasures invite trouble: the Demon Sect's Holy Maiden wants to capture him and make him their leader, the Goddess of Tianshan descends from the celestial realm for his sake, and even the Empress is willing to become his bed-warming maid. Pulled in too many directions, Su Yu angrily declares, "Keep pushing me, and I'll shave my head and become a monk!"