The Tyrant's Little Five-and-a-Half-Year-Old Darling

[An adorable, cuddly little heroine versus a domineering emperor who says one thing but means another]

The legitimate daughter of the Duke of Song’s family had her brains scrambled after a fall. Because she was so gentle and simple-minded, she was sent to serve the new tyrant.

That little fool was sure to be brutally mistreated by the tyrant!

Everyone secretly rejoiced, waiting for the show to begin...

But then...

In the first month, the little fool broke the tyrant’s glazed cup and got a savage beating.

Then she was promoted to a high-ranking consort?

In the second month, the little fool tore the tyrant’s waistband and got a savage beating.

Then she was promoted to Consort Yi?

In the third month, the little fool got pregnant with the tyrant’s heir and got a savage beating.

Then she was made empress?

The court officials and the imperial concubines: “Your Majesty, look at me! I’d like a savage beating too. Could you do that for me?”

“Those of you who know what goes on between the empress and me in our bedchamber, what do you think?”